What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam