What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral