What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.