What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

American Jokes More American Jokes

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli."