What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...