What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator