Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!