Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What's the strongest muscle on a pig?

The hamstring.