He had a problem with his hamstring.
He quit running.
Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer
This needs to happen.
DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
Boy do we have problems.
Polled pork.
Because she will squeal on you.
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
He pulled his hamstring!