Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

Boy do we have problems.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Hamstring Jokes More Hamstring Jokes

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.