Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

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What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce