Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce