What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!?

An Amish drive-by shooting.