Clip Jokes

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop"?

Amish drive by shooting.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by