Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did I quit my job in Mexico?

It didn't peso well.