Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.