Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing