Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Why did the ska kid not get the job?

they were worried about his checkered past

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.