How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

int abs = new int23

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack