Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!