Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
He died in his teepee
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
Because they have their own scales!
I love you.....
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.