What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.