What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

What do the french call 4/20?

80

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

St Patricks Day Jokes More St Patricks Day Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!