How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.