How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"