Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

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In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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Demeter wasn't working.

How do you increase a pirates morale?

mor ale

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

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Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

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Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What's a magazine?

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Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!