Four guys watching a football game.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Colonel, sir.
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
Good morning your Honor!
A: Her IQ goes up!
General
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
Four guys watching a baseball game.
Gifted.
Your Honor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Your honor.
A blonde parade!
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
50 Drachma.
This calls for Jurastic changes
Because he didn't drywall.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
A: Flattered.
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
He had tentackles.
Bonos.
