Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

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What do you call a residential area for horse lovers?

A neighbourhood.

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Somebody shot her.

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.

What did the drummer get on his test?

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.