Four guys watching a football game.
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Coffee Mug
Colonel, sir.
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
Good morning your Honor!
A: Her IQ goes up!
General
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
Four guys watching a baseball game.
Gifted.
Your Honor.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Your honor.
A blonde parade!
To a retail store.
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
Because he didn't drywall.
30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.
1. Becoming forgetful
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING
A neighbourhood.
His desk is level
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
The inevitable comment from