What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)