What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.