What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

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Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins