What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.