What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P