What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

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Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P