How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.