How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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What disease does a married man have?

onejina

What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.