How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.