How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.