How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

How can you tell if a groom is Polish?

He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that