How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

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What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.