How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

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How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

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Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!