A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
One for the money, two for the show.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
They'll tell you.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Just Juan.
Just flush it like everybody else does."
Because she thought everybody loved her.