How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?

I dino-bore! . I'm sorry.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.