How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!