A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
One for the money, two for the show.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Two, two... One, two.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Everybody loves Ramen.
The lottery.
