A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
He would've found it hard to digest.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Everybody scramble!
Dustin Johnson sneezed.