How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Why was the redditor banned?

Voat manipulation.

What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)