Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
Yes.
Ripostes them
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix
