How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)