How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Hipster's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.

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How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide