Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

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Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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