Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

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What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

What did Batman tell Robin before Robin got in the car?

Hey Robin get in the car"!

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Why does everyone love cats?

A: They're purr-fect!

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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