Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Because it's always flat.

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An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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a Postdator

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answer: Jay Leno

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Because he is boring.

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A super stoaker

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Nigiri, please."

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They show possession.

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You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Because of his hex appeal.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)