What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest