What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

Exchange Jokes More Exchange Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!