Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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Never mind...it's tearable

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I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!