Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.