Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.