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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Because they were mated.
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
The htc M8. Oi mate
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
Because he's married.
Toowet Towoo
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
They keep saying check, mate.
His first mate.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
His first mate
Because it was Frigid
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
A poodle split in half.
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
OC I think I'm feeling C6
To-mate-toes!
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Oxfam.
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)
Laying mantises.
Their Seoul Mate.
South Korean BBQ has more Seoul
Babe, it's a valve!"
A stunt ham.
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
Kung-Pao Chicken.
A pair of nurses
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss
They'll tell you.
She remembers them by their last names.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
