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Coffee Mug
Because they were mated.
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
The htc M8. Oi mate
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
Because he's married.
Toowet Towoo
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
They keep saying check, mate.
His first mate.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
His first mate
Because it was Frigid
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
A poodle split in half.
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
OC I think I'm feeling C6
To-mate-toes!
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Oxfam.
His prime-mate!
You're a prime mate!
A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
To get to the dark side.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Nurse.
A journalist.
She's the one with dirty knees.
A: She wanted to be a nurse.
Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Brew.
Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
