Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.