Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.