Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.