Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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Which phone is most sold in Australia?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder