How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What's the best way to wipe a computer server?

A cloth.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.