How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.