How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.