How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists?

It's not hard...

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.