How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much