How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti?

Howl do you do