How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much