How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick?

A docs-hund!

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What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much