How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a plankton name its dog?

Phyto.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.