Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

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How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen