Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16