What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text