What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name