Protection Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text