Gabe Newell Jokes

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's Gabe Newell's favourite game?

Angry Nerds

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What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May?

The Lay-Boar Party.

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Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

3rd Base Jokes More 3rd Base Jokes

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1