Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Because Africa isn't a country.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.