Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen