Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!