Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

A: Having legs!

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.