Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Who would win?

everyone

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*