Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.