Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

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Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot