Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.