What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What is a snowman's favorite book ?

War and Frozen Peas !

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16