What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.