What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.