What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.