Tell them its almost over
Beeological Warfare
Veteran Aryans
The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
Join the club.
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
Because it needs some bragging rights.
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.