How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Who loses?

America.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.