How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.