What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Where's my credit card?

Son of a..

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Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.