What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

World Series Jokes More World Series Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks