What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a person without a son?

per

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

Cub Jokes More Cub Jokes

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

World Series Jokes More World Series Jokes

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did you expect?

Honestly.

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.