What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

World Series Jokes More World Series Jokes

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "