What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.