World Series Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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