World Series Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

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If it's black it won't give you any food

What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

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Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans?

It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears