They Leave a Trail of Tears
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One has cubs
They turn off their Xbox.
2016
They'll never be royals
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
An offer you can't understand.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
A pittance.
You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )
She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde.
Pure Heroine by Lorde.
The later you get home, the happier one is to see you
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
You don't want to look down.
Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry
They're used to disappointment.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
