World Series Jokes

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"

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A Buck-An-Ear

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Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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Because the devil takes many forms.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Nothing, he was just full of tears

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What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs?

The CathArctic.