What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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Why are terrorists eco-friendly?

They're biodegradable.

Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What do you call a racecar driver?

A racist

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!