What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity