What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!