What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

removed

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What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

2016 Jokes More 2016 Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

Racist Jokes More Racist Jokes

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

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Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!