What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.