What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What's black and always behind bars?

Guinness (You bunch of racists)

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas