What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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Why does Santa give better presents to rich kids?

Because poor kids have behavioural problems! *rimshot*

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

White Christmas Jokes More White Christmas Jokes

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas