What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo