What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting