What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

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How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!