What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter