What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!