What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.