What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn"