What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.

What's worse than a fish in the SS?

in. Man, I did that coming.