What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!