What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Ape Lle Jokes More Ape Lle Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'