What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

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What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

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Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.