What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener