What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

How did the Endorian get to school every day?

Ewok'd.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener