History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Ransom notes.
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
A HISSStorian.
Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.
He burned his wiener
I'm a wiener!"
