What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.