What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.