A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
About 2-3 inches.
One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
A fifth.
She was a roman catholic.
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
They would steal all the boos.