What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.