A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
Sir, this is a liquor store."
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
