Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Surfer Jokes More Surfer Jokes

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.