Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Why can't you surf on microwaves?

Because they're too small.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.