Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?