Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances