How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.