How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.