How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you