Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

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Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.