Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.