Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.

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What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

What is Buddhism measured in?

Oooohms

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why do we call rulers "Your Highness"?

because that's what they measure.