Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK