Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK