What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...