What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Stark Jokes More Stark Jokes

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

North Jokes More North Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.