Stark Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

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Sat down !

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Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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One is small and the Other is small minded!

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A mocking bird!

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle