What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !