What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders