How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders