How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !