Why are there three letters missing from the alphabet?

Because Charlie Sheen has HIV.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

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How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

What's the most positive thing in Harlem?

HIV.