Because Charlie Sheen has HIV.
He waits for it at the next stop.
because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
P*** Even Superman can't hold it.
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
IC (icy) .
A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.
Rite Aid
Charlie Sheen's winning.
From doing Magic.
HIV