Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.